Reindeer house pt.8 -- Character Profiles!!
❄️ Reindeer House – Character Profiles
(A totally serious and professional introduction to Santa’s elite sleigh team.)
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⭐ Dashaa (Dasher)
Gym-rat tsundere
• “I’m working out for me, okay?!! It’s NOT because Santa praised my form last year, b-baka!!”
• Always wears a tank top. Even in blizzards.
• Keeps a whiteboard titled “THE DAILY DASH.”
• Writes his reps dramatically, like each one is a mortal battle.
• Insists he needs a spotter, thinks he doesn't. Absolutely does.
Favourite Christmas food: High-protein gingerbread (Mrs. Claus tried to tell him that’s not a thing… it is now).
Favourite drink: Peppermint protein shake.
Best gift received: A pair of weightlifting gloves Santa casually said “look good on him.”
Blood type: O
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⭐ Dansaa (Dancer)
Airheaded pretty-boy influencer
• Long custard-coloured hair.
• Lives in the dance studio: 20% twirling, 80% selfies.
• “Is this snow… or sky dandruff?”
• Didn’t realise reindeer could fly until age 19.
• When confused (which is always):
“Sorry — can you repeat the part where you said the stuff? About the things?”
Favourite Christmas food: Anything that photographs well.
Favourite drink: Eggnog, but only if it matches his aesthetic.
Best gift received: A ring light. Changed his life.
Blood type: AB
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⭐ Puransaa (Prancer)
Exhausted romance novelist
• Dansaa’s older brother (everyone mistakes him for the younger).
• Permanent exhaustion; runs entirely on coffee and deadlines.
• Submits every manuscript at 11:59:59pm.
• Loses glasses constantly (usually on his head).
• Actually a brilliant writer when awake… which is rare.
Favourite Christmas food: Candy canes dissolved in coffee.
Favourite drink: Coffee (any, all, always).
Best gift received: A self-heating mug that Dansaa gave him by accident.
Blood type: A
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⭐ Bikkusen (Vixen) – "Bikku"
Faaaaabulous darling
• Glam. Nails. Eyeliner. Drama.
• Knows all gossip before it happens.
• Smells faintly of cinnamon and candle shops.
• Calls everyone “sweetie”, “sweetheart”, or “darling”.
• Has a sparkle aura that appears even in photos.
Favourite Christmas food: Yule log cake (the fancy, overly decorated kind).
Favourite drink: Mulled wine but served in a crystal glass he brought himself.
Best gift received: A limited-edition glitter nail kit from Mrs. Claus.
Blood type: B
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⭐ Kometto (Comet)
Hopeless romantic
• Head-over-hooves devoted to the Yule Goat.
• Convinced she is a deer.
Puransaa: “She is literally a goat.”
Kometto: “You wouldn’t understand our love.”
• Writes poetry and shoujo-monologue daydreams about her.
• Has never met her, but talks as if he has.
• Can turn any topic into a dramatic monologue about her.
• Often buried in romance shoujo manga
Favourite Christmas food: White chocolate snowflakes (“Her fur is this colour…”).
Favourite drink: Rose-flavoured hot milk.
Best gift received: A blurry photo that might depict the Yule Goat.
Blood type: AB
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⭐ Kyuupiddo (Cupid) – "Kyuu-chan"
Sweet shota with a suspicious glint
• Always eating something sugary — usually a giant gingerbread man.
• Too innocent… or too innocent?
• Hazardous objects mysteriously appear in his hands.
• Gives them to others with a wholesome smile that raises questions.
• Sleeps still holding his precious half-eaten gingerbread man.
Favourite Christmas food: Mrs. Claus’s big gingerbread men (obviously).
Favourite drink: Hot cocoa with 16 marshmallows. No fewer.
Best gift received: A jumbo ribbon. He wears it like it’s life-changing.
Blood type: O
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⭐ Donaa (Donner)
Stoic big brother
• Deep voice, quiet, dependable.
• Lifts everyone with one arm.
• Looks intimidating but is the calm centre of the household.
• Plays piano beautifully and composes melancholy winter tunes.
• Collects cozy Christmas sweaters.
Favourite Christmas food: Roast chestnuts.
Favourite drink: Peppermint tea.
Best gift received: A handmade scarf from Santa. He treasures it.
Blood type: A
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⭐ Buritsen (Blitzen) – “Ritsu”
Catastrophically unlucky sunshine
• Trips on flat snow.
• Falls off sleighs.
• Once got stuck inside a wreath for three hours.
• Things explode around him.
• Always stands up smiling like:
“Wow!! I survived again!! Lucky me!!”
• Anytime something breaks:
Everyone: “RITSU WHAT DID YOU TOUCH?!”
Ritsu: “Nothing!! Probably!! I think??”
Favourite Christmas food: Fruitcake (“It survived being dropped down the stairs — just like me!!”).
Favourite drink: Sparkling cider (he likes the bubbles).
Best gift received: A helmet. Bikkusen bedazzled it.
Blood type: B
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⭐ Rudorufu (Rudolph) – "Rufu-chan" (if you're foolish with a death wish)
Megane workaholic
• Lives by spreadsheets titled things like “Sleigh Speed Projections v5.7.”
• Stress Incarnate™.
• Santa sends him emails saying “pls relax.”
• Has chased others while wielding clipboards.
Favourite Christmas food: Gingerbread only if it’s organised by size.
Favourite drink: Black coffee (regrettably).
Best gift received: A new ergonomic clipboard. He nearly cried.
Blood type: O