Reindeer House 17.5 ✨Bonus content!!✨

Written, composed, and performed by Dansaa (with zero revisions)

Verse

🎵 Dashaa lifts things very high,

Muscles big, emotions… shy!!

Donaa’s calm and strong and tall,

He fixes stuff and knows it all!

Puransa writes till late at night,

Coffee is his blood type, right?

Bikkusen’s glam from head to toe,

Leaves glitter wherever he go— 🎵

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“—GOES,” Puransa muttered weakly.

“Art is fluid.” Dansaa replied, tossing his hair.

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Chorus

🎵 We are deer but not like deer,

We have rent and vibes and fear!!

We sing, we fight, we spill some tea,

We’re festive CHAOS — fa la la, that’s me!! 🎵

Verse 2

🎵 Kometto loves a goat so much,

Romance brain has lost all touch!

Rudorufu says “STAY ON TRACK,”

Spreadsheets stare and never blink back!

Buritsen falls but lives somehow,

Luckiest unlucky deer — wow!

And Kyuu-chan’s small but don’t be fooled,

He’s sweet and— 🎵

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“— slightly dangerous,” everyone said in unison.

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Final Chorus 

🎵 So sing our song and sing it loud,

We’re Santa’s deer and VERY proud!!

Except the rhymes are not that strong,

But that’s okay — because I’m PRETTY and this song is LONG!! 🎵

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“…I think it was beautiful,” Kometto sniffled.

“I think it violated several musical laws,” Rudorufu sighed.

Dansaa beamed. “So… Christmas number one hit?”

No one answered.

But somehow, it did get stuck in everyone’s head.